Canuck the Crow says Fuck the Police

a blog by La Kifo

I knew Canadians were a bunch of softees, but I never thought they would let a gangsta ass crow bully the shit out of them. Typical Canada.

The Calgary Herald:
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A notorious character with prior run-ins with Vancouver Police briefly snatched a knife from a crime scene, but the cops aren’t recommending charges.

That’s because the knife thief is believed to be Canuck the Crow, an infamous bird with a dedicated social media following and more than 12,000 Facebook fans.

The incident unfolded after police shot and wounded a man in East Vancouver on Tuesday, prompting media including Vancouver Courier reporter Mike Howell to race to the scene.

Howell says he saw a crow swoop into an area taped off by police and pick up something, and then he watched an officer chase the bird for several metres before it dropped the object.

I think this is why Aqib Talib doesn't fuck with the birds. 

Hahaha. Aqib Talib on SportsCenter: "I really don't mess with the birds" pic.twitter.com/WDRrluQCb3

— Danny Picard (@DannyPicard) April 11, 2016

I can see why Aqib. This is one aggressive crow. It honestly might be Jake from Shawshank growing up and going through his rebellious phase. 

They look very similar. I just didn't know Jake was Canadian, or that Jake was a Canadian name. If that is true, and Jake is a Canadian name, I might have to rethink my entire life.  

Apparently, this is not the first time Calgary PD has had to deal with Canuck Jake the Crow. Another encounter with the aggressive crow, started with him swooping into a cop cruiser and ended with him stealing a button off the keyboard from the cruiser computer. 

I guess crows take Black Lives Matter very seriously.

I am sure there is nothing more that this Canadian precinct wants than to catch this crow and frame him for rape, murder, and possession of crack. They just gotta catch him first. To catch a crow, you have to think like a crow. Maybe do a sting operation, make an online post about a fine ass crow hoe down by the slums whose slinging her bird vagina for some slim cash. You might have to sift through the thousands of perverts and beast fucking lovers to find him, but to make an omelette you're gonna have to break some eggs.