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This blog might get a little backlash, but I don't care I've had enough with the ridiculous Harambe jokes.
So by now we must ALL know that Harambe was a gorilla living in a Cincinnati zoo. One day a 3 year old boy fell into Harambe's exhibit while unattended, and Harambe began to attack the boy until he was shot to death. While the event was a tragedy, and there's no reason that Harambe needed to die, I still am so SICK of the constant Harambe jokes.
It's almost as if the entire United States has no idea when to end a joke? The whole "Harambe was an inside job" and "Dicks out for Harambe" is getting so old it's painful to hear. How can we stop it you might ask? I think the only solution is to shove another kid into a cage with a tiger or something, right? Like every 3 months we'll pay a kid to go in a cage with a dangerous animal, and then we'll kill the animal. This way we will get passed Harambe jokes and onto bigger and better things. Please if you're reading this, stop laughing at anyone who makes a Harambe joke, you are only making this joke drag on..
PS: If you actually think that Harambe did not deserve to die, and that he wasn't going to harm that kid at all, then I'm very sorry but you have a low IQ.
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