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The game that shaped the underside of many children's balls is getting a next gen reboot. The next installment of Call of Duty, named Infinite Warfare is rumored feature a rebooted version of the smash hit the original Modern Warfare.
To begin, there is a lot of fishy shit going on with the above photo which was leaked on a reddit. As TechBuffalo.com points out, the date is in European format while everything else seems to be in American. A second oddity they pointed out is that the price for the standard edition of this game is $79.99. Standard edition titles in the US always go for $59.99 and I highly doubt this title will change that.
The biggest issue strapped to this rumor of a Modern Warfare reboot is the fact that Activision is yet to confirm the project. What their team did do was respond to a fan inquiry about the rumor.
Yes they really gave this guy a poo emoji.
The very first set of rumors came to be, from this photo.
An apparent reservation card from Target, showing the new title and the included Modern Warfare reboot.
Let me tell ya, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare was a game that molded minds, shaped bodies, and separated the men from the 12 year old pre-pubescence. Everyone in my town played that game, there were crews on crews of kids who'd play together all day and night. It was bliss.
The game had the best guns and the best maps. It was really a landmark game. Now that there are rumors of a potential reboot, men my age and older have cream in their pants. I don't know how many conversations I've had about a rebooted CoD 4, somewhere in the tens of thousands. It's like all my boyhood dreams are coming true.
I think you already know what I'm going to say to you Santa. If I don't get this for Christmas I will disavow Christmas, Santa, Elfs, Deer, and the North Pole. That's a lot of effort and I really don't want to have to do it, so Santa get on your game. If this is just a rumor, and turns out to be false, then I don't give a fuck. I was already hyped up for this. Let me make this clear to your fat, white beard, adult onset diabetes cookie eating ass. I NEED THIS GAME. If I don't get it, bad things will happen.
There have been some rumors floating around that Activision will reveal the details to its next installment next week on March 3rd.
So Santa, you better pray to god that Activision has actually created a reboot CoD 4.
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