a blog by La Kifo
There is just no other way to say it, Budweiser is changing the name of it's beer to America. How this is possible, I do not know.
This might be the smartest, while simultaneously the stupidest thing I have ever heard. How has no one done or thought of this already? It's so simple. It also makes a lot of sense.
Think about Merica' for a second, close your eyes and just picture it.
What do you see?
Disgustingly large hamburgers
Fat people eating huge hamburgers
and Bud heavy's.
That is Merica' for ya.
Bud heavy's even taste like Merica'. Very filling, burnt, and watered down. I couldn't think of a better three word list to describe the US or Budweiser if I worked for Hallmark. It is fitting that the King of Beers is named after the King of World.
That's all I got. There are really a finite number of jokes you can make about this. At the end of the day, this is an ingenious marketing strategy and I am not in the least bit surprised they pulled it off. Budweiser somehow managed to make a national brand out of one of the worst tasting beers on the market. Go to any bar, restaurant, stadium or liquor store and the first beer you see is 9/10 times going to be Budweiser or Bud Light.
Props to Anheuser-Busch InBev, the company that owns and makes Budweiser, they aren't even an American company. Anheuser-Busch is a Belgian company, their headquarters is in Leuven, Belgium. Nothing about them is American, nothing at all. Yet they are essentially the beer of choice for Americans. I don't know if that means we are just stupid or they're really smart.
If this past year in politics has proved anything, it's that the majority of us are really, really stupid.
Donald Trump 2016.
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