Breaking News: You can now rent Goats in Japan

a blog by La Kifo

Kotaku.com:
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A few years ago, Amazon Japan began employing goats to take care of its grounds. Now, there’s a new “Yagi Rental” (“yagi” means “goat” in Japanese) service, with each goat costing 15,000 yen per month and more than ready to eat grass and vegetation.

The service points out that renting goats is an environmentally friendly way to landscape, but adds that there are several things to be aware of.
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First, you must rent at least two goats at a time, because if you rent only one, the animal will get sad and lonely. Other things to note are that goats do smell and make noise that could disturb others. You know, all the things you can’t experience by playing Goat Simulator, but can firsthand with Yagi Rental. Like real goat poop, for example. 

Damn Japan. This was what I was always afraid of, Japan taking down the US. Man, cool your shit its just goats. That is where it starts. First they come out with these great innovative ideas, that seemingly come out of left field. Does Japan even have grass? or Farms? What do they need goats for. Unless they are building a android goat army. But maybe they are just trying to increase export revenue by broadening their annual resource output. Its probably not the latter. So really I dont know what this move is for. What I do know is that US doesn't have of this shit. 

I've been trying to rent this goat for years,

 all I got was fucking restraining order against me. No Superbowl ring, no android army, none of that shit. Seriously, guys, we are behind the Jap ball. Imagine how unstoppable a goat army with samurai  generals would be. I can see it now, Anime everywhere, its awful. Not the good anime like DBZ.