Ted Cruz made vicious and denying allegations recently in regards to the National Enquirer story published in which details Ted Cruzs litany of extramarital affairs.
Now if you know anything about Ted Cruz, I hope it is not the detailed projection of his face. Rather, that he is a sexual deviant. Even from a young ugly age.
I grew up and went to school with the new age, modern Ted Cruz. So I can understand why he has friend. The guy I know is pretty cool but almost an photocopy of Ted Cruz, but not even close to as ugly, your welcome. As I was saying, I'd rather have my Ted Cruz running for office than this, whatever this is.
In a very surprising move Ted Cruz came out and denied that he fucks rats as well as Donald Trump. The not fucking Donald Trump is not that surprising but it has a little bit of sauce on its own. But the rat thing, that has to be a lie. If one person in world ever fucked rats, its Ted Cruz. The guy will fuck anything he can get his greasy flaps called hands on. You can deny it all the way to the sewer, but there is no way that Ted Cruz doesnt fuck rats. I would bet my life on it. I would bet Ted Cruzs life on it, and he is an immortal being. His only vulnerabilities are water and small plastic balls.
See you and Trump are alike, Cruz. Thats why I still don't beleive Ted Cruz when he says he doesnt fuck Trump. The big question in play here is would Trump let Cruz fuck em, or is Cruz just such a malignant tumor that he cock thrusts anything with a bump in the lower back. Tough question.
Trump is an old man, and he does have a small penis. (PS youngsters the first person to say they dont have a small penis, is a person with a small penis) Maybe he isnt letting Cruz go to town on him but he does it anyways.
I would let him do anything as long as it only lasted 5 minutes and I never had to seen his radioactive face again.
For a person like me who knows Mr. Sluz inside and out. Inside the deep onion like layers of what he claims to be skin. The only thing this harms is his dying presidential campaign. A creature such as Mr. Sluz does not have a legitamit marriage. Who knows if those are even his kids. That whole family is getting paid 125k per appearance and a base 100k per year. There is no way a guy like that has a family. Back up actually, there is no way a creature as such can conceive a human being.
His genitals are probably a three pronged thorn bush that shoots acid upon climax. Since when did we let extraterrestrial beings run for president?
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