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Kifo is proud to present you with the letter sent to this plastic blow up doll in order to reconcile an understanding of why she was robbed in Paris. This is an FTB Exclusive, fortunately you will not see this shocking document anywhere else. You probably won't see the reality of what KK looks like many other places also.
TMZ, a few days ago, picked a story which claimed the alleged robber had sent a letter from jail, to the investigating judge. The prisoner addressed the letter to Kim Kardashian, it was translated from French to English, then made available for Kardashian and her French legal team.
If you are not familiar with the case, here is a quick summary to catch you up.
"Three months ago in the early hours of Oct. 3 in France, the reality star was bound, gagged and held at gunpoint in her hotel room at the celebrity-favored Hôtel de Pourtalès by masked men dressed as police officers. To gain entry, five men allegedly poured into the hotel, handcuffed the solo concierge, threatened him with a weapon and forced him to open Kardashian's room.
After stealing one of Kardashian's rings, a 20-carat diamond worth an estimated $4.49 million, as well as a jewelry box, valued at an estimated $5.6 million, the thieves left the tied-up reality star alive in the bathroom and fled "
(Summary provided from: www.Eonline.com)
In an FTB Exclusive, the boys with their connections deep in the French judiciary system, got our hands on pre-translated version of this letter. Luckily, I know French unlike the rest of you uneducated morons. I spent the weekend, working in the hard hours of the night translating this shit. A large accumulation of seconds went into the translation of this document but we hope the words speak for themselves.
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