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Two Florida man feel that they are closer than ever to catching the infamous Florida "Skunk Ape" otherwise referred to as Bigfoot. The men claim to have heard noises in the woods during there most recent quest to find the ape. They turned on their camera, and claim to have caught a quick glimpse of what looks like a big hairy beast. Click read more to see the article and video of what they saw.
Palm Beach Post - Two Central Florida men believe they are closer than ever to finding the infamous “skunk ape” after footage in their recent video may have shown a brief image of the creature.
The “skunk ape” -- Florida’s version of Bigfoot -- has been on the minds of Mark Barton and Chris Conner for almost two years as they've combed the Lakeland area for clues of its validity, Bay 9 News reports. The duo said they didn’t realize they had captured the image of the “skunk ape” until after they reviewed the footage and saw the brief "evidence."
Both men said they believe these could be massive creatures.
“We have done re-enactments. I kind of pale. We’re thinking 7 to 8 feet,” Barton told Bay News 9. On top of possibly witnessing the creature, Conner added that they heard “chattering” sounds. "I will mimic it. Most of the time it sounds like bluh, bluh,” he told Bay News 9.
According to FloridaSkunkApe.com the creature has been sighted hundreds of times over the years and was given the name “skunk ape” because of its location in Florida and because it “emits an awful stench.” The site added that sightings have “occurred in all types of environments” and they receive several sightings a week.
While many don’t believe these creatures are real, Barton and Conner say they should try searching for them like they are.
“They really want to come out here,” Barton told Bay News 9. “They just don’t have the guts like we do.”
Wow, someone call the white house, because it looks like we really got something here. Just kidding, this video fucking sucks. I love at the end of the Palm Beach Post article that I posted, the guys say that others want to come out and search for Bigfoot, but they just don't have "the guts like we do". Great line from these two savages. I think their right though, none of us have the guts to do this, or maybe its because we all have jobs and don't waste our time searching for a beast that does not exist. After watching that video, I literally learned nothing. It just looked like a tree trunk shadow or something. I love the dramatic music they play in the background too, it really makes me believe that I'm looking at a Skunk Ape.
I've never been a believer of Bigfoot, The Lochness Monster, or Champ. However, I'll tell you one thing that I'm a huge believer in, ALIENS. There fucking real. If you think we live in this massive Galaxy with a whole bunch of other planets, and were the only creatures living, then your fucking stupid. The government knows there's shit loads of Aliens kicking it, however they would be even stupider to tell us that. While, I want them to tell us SO badly because I will be totally fine with the news. Citizens of the United States and people around the world would go nuts. It would cause such mayhem in the streets, and then people would want to know so much more. I'm going to go on a little Alien rant now, because I'm there biggest fan.
I truly believe that our government has had contact with aliens, and I believe all of this after listening to Dr. Frank E. Stranges talk about Valiant Thor. An alien he claims to have met at the fucking PENTAGON. The reason I believe his story, is because he is a fucking writer who has no business being in the pentagon. He was able to describe the inside of the Pentagon absolutely perfectly and was able to talk about things in the Pentagon that he would only be able to know if he had been inside. So at the very least, this man went to the pentagon and met SOMEONE who was able to change his life forever. Look up Dr. Frank E. Stranges story and tweet me your thoughts @ForTheBoys_Blog or @Bshad28
Here's one last video of Canadian Minister of Defense Paul Hellyer speaking to congress about Aliens. If you think this guy is not credible look him up, he has a very impressive background.
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