Big Dick Canada hates Turtles

TORONTO (Reuters) :

 A Canadian man who smuggled 38 turtles in his pants has been given probation, a fine and has been banned from owning such reptiles for 10 years.

According to Canada’s environment department, Dong Yan of Windsor, Ontario, had tried to bring the reptiles from the United States into the southern part of the province.
“The turtles were contained in plastic bags and taped to Mr. Yan's legs,” Environment and Climate Change Canada said in a statement on Thursday.

Yan was convicted on February 17 after he was caught during an inspection in 2014 when he tried to enter Canada through the Niagara border crossing, the department said.
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Yan’s probation is for two years, and his fine was C$3,500 ($2,600). He was also sentenced to 50 hours of community service and must notify the environment department of international travel. Yan was also ordered to write a letter about his experience “for publication as the department sees fit.”

Daaamnnn Canada!
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No one saw this coming, just an absolute blow to the back of the head. Canada? Fuckin Canada with the smack down.

You wanna smuggle 38 turtles while simultaneously molesting them? Not in fucking Canada.

You just love turtles and you were trying to build a sanctuary? Boom! 10 year ban on turtles for you.
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Shit don't swim in Canada man. Love turtles somewhere it makes sense to love turtles bro.