People who hate politics, I don't know what to say to you. Politics bring us such great joy in life. What if we didn't have the human incarnation of muk (see photo)
If you can't tell, the one on the right is from a game the kids on the street called Pokemon. If you don't know what Pokemon is, ask eyebrows down here
What if we did not have bimbos in their early 40's latching onto successful campaigns and dragging them down into oblivion?
What if we never had a guy getting blown in the oval office and putting cigars in pussies?
Probably not where you thought I was going with that. Without these social whores of human beings, in some cases actual whores, what we would classify as artful comedy? Would poo jokes be on every opening SNL sketch? What would us rich talk about at our annual shrimp cocktail soiree? The last time I brought up poo, George Bush discretely passed me some xanax, viagra and pointed to a coat rack.
We need politicians. Not because they make laws or hold office, because of this
Is that Portnoy attacking Robot Rubio in the green parka? You can recognize those dead eyes a mile away
All in all great shit guys. This is why politics is awesome, you come home from a bad day at work, your boss yelled at you, your coworkers caught you masturbating in the bathroom, or you got fired whatever. You just turn on the politics show and you can either fall asleep in ten minutes or be on the floor laughing.
I need more Bernie Sanders in my life. MY LIFE. Please read that clearly because Facebook and I are tired of puff pieces blowing him. We all know what he stands for and what he wants no fucking thanks to you. All you guys here is "We need to legalize marijuana" and everyone just falls onto his saggy old man dick. His hog has probably more flaps and creases than Chris Christie. Bernie, your hilarious. Well not really, your not funny, Larry David is funny. Maybe if HBO would buy another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm I wouldn't be in this position. And it doesn't look like that is happening, so keep the Bern train rolling. Just keep churnin right up until the presidential election. I honestly don't think people want to give half their paycheck to the government so they can fund drug addicts and dealers or to social security that won't even exist in 10 years.
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