Ben Affleck to direct and star in solo Batman movie

a blog by La Kifo

Warner Bros Chairman and CEO Kevin Tsujihara announced and confirmed that Flak will be directing and starring in a solo caped crusader film.

Yes, sad news. I don't like this just as much as you guys but the Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale era of Batman is gone. It ceases to exist, and now we are left with the ashes. Ashes in the form of brute triangle face Ben Affleck.

Flak gets a lot of flak, most of it deserved but he is a good writer and director. He directed Argo, the Town, Gone Baby Gone underrated movie. He wrote the Town, Gone Baby Gone, and how can anyone forget Good Will Hunting. Plus hes not a terrible actor just not an awfully deep one, no range is what the kids are calling it. I haven't seen the new Batman v. Superman movie but I've heard here and there that the movies sour aurora veiling its audience certainly was not his fault. Plus hes a Cambridge guy.

I might see his new Batman movie, just depends. According to the Guardian Warner Bros has set aside two upcoming dates either of which could be the release of Flaks solo Batman adventure. October 5th, 2018 or November 1st, 2019. 

Im telling you now Flak, if you put that shit on my birthday and movie theatres turn into bars by then, I'll be there. I'll be there.

For anyone who is good at math and reading into to things, I am not 17. Heres some more math for ya, if the movie is released Nov 1, 2019 I will be 25, the legal drinking age of Macedonia.