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Before I continue, just accept the new segments as they come out of the womb of creativity. I will no longer try and write a corporate marketing intro for some of this newer shit. Take it as it comes, just like my girlfriend used to say… when I would wake up tied to bed after a night of one beer. One beer too many.
That chick used to buy the strongest beer. I don’t even know where you would find beer that hits you like chloroform.
What we are going to do here, is not breakdown the mistakes in my personality, but to do what we always do, make fun of people on the internet. I will bring to you, each week, three different takes so terrible, they must be brought to light. For week one, we are straying from the designed path. In a special week one edition of Bad Takes, we bring you, Brady’s Bad Takes. A Tom Brady focused blog on takes that Brady has off the field or implies he does.
Brady's Bad Takes
If you a big enough loser to follow Tom Brady on Facebook, you already know, after every Patriots win, Brady's crack team of social media pundits put together what you see above.
Obviously, each comic is tailored to the opponent.
Yet after seeing more than twenty of these, what struck me finally, was this post. Where do I start?
2. Who is this jackass hiring?
a. I really can’t take it anymore, some of the other posts were bad but not terrible. This... this post goes beyond terrible. It goes into the realm of unforgiving. I might have to block Tom Brady. An accumulation of words I never thought possible.
3. Ever since TB12 opened in Patriots place and the stories came running through the media of Bradys business partner as well as who he likes to rub shoulders with, I began to question the man most of us love. And it’s not even entirely who he surrounds himself with. It’s also how he reacts to off the field stories about himself. Perfect example, with Trump, Brady at first, somewhat openly supported his friend by putting a campaign hat in his football locker and claiming that it would awesome if his buddy Donald was elected.
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