a blog by Big Red An Arizona TV reporter who was working a story in a residential neighborhood, decided to pinch a loaf in someones front yard. Not a great idea, especially if your a TV guy. CBS 12 - A TV reporter covering a story in the Phoenix area couldn't wait to go #2, according to a police report obtained by his station KPHO/KTVK. Police responded to a 911 call reporting a man publicly defecating on a private property in Goodyear, Arizona. The victim stated a news van was parked in front of her residence for about 40 minutes before she recognized Jonathan Lowe get out of the vehicle. After picking up several papers from the street, the victim said she watched Lowe walk across the street, and "squat while leaning against the wall of the residence and proceeded to defecate in the yard." This reminds me of my favorite book, "Everybody Poops". When you gotta go, you gotta go. I don't see the huge problem here, dogs do this everyday. Maybe the main reason this guy got in trouble is because he didn't pick it up with a doggy bag. So here's a little PR 101 for you guys, if you're going to take a shit in someone's yard, definitely pick it up with a doggy bag. There's no way you can get in trouble, as long as you pick it up. Right? What's weirder, is that this guy had to know this shit was coming. It's very rare that people randomly get the countdown shit. You guys know the countdown shit. It happens once in a blue moon. The shit that all of a sudden hits you and you legit have 10 seconds to get to a toilet or you're going to tarnish your pants. So I want, no I need to ask this guy, why he didn't just drive to a bathroom, or beg one of the people in the neighborhood to use their bathroom. Especially if he's a news guy, the chances are someone recognizes him and lets him into their home. Comments are closed.
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