As the night wains down and another upset is complete, it leaves me with a thirstifying question simmering on my lips.
This has to be the least talented NCAA tournament of recent memory right?
The good teams suck, can't rebound, can't defend, and can't hit shots. The bad teams hit all the shots, get all the rebounds. It is getting fucking annoying at this point.
There are some shitty games coming up in round 2 of this tournament. I will watch them but I have feeling this is not going to get exciting until the elite eight. Once all the filth that doesnt belong there gets bounced and the real talent is on display. That is when it will be good and worth my time.
In some seriousness, It should be great from here on out, almost everyone is out on their bracket. No one needs to be yelling up and down about it. We can just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Sometimes I feel like sporting events like this getting bogged down by all the betting. But then I reattach my brain and realize it is the betting that make this event over the top awesome. What is even more awesome, is a huge amount of early upsets and a lot of random match ups coming up down the line. A lot of which should be really fun to watch. And instead of being on the edge of our seats mumbling to our selves, we can be way back, deep in the couch, beer in a hand, and drool down the mouth. The way sports were meant to be watched.
I would pay to be as comfortable as that man. Right now, not comfortable. The room is cold but my blanket is boiling. I have literally had one half my body outside the blanket for 30 minutes, then alternating.
Old man comfort is something I really look forward to. That and Dying are by far the two best things about getting old. Also having a excuse for forgetting shit. I forget so many names that I have to make up a new story every time to provide context for why I did not care enough to remember their name. Its bullshit. I can not wait for the day I can sleep at 12 noon and never remember a damn thing. Can't wait. Cant wait.
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