Introducing the newest weekly segment, Hot Chics. The segment that people have begged for since day one. Sit back and enjoy. 

Kifo is proud to present you with the letter sent to this plastic blow up doll in order to reconcile an understanding of why she was robbed in Paris. This is an FTB Exclusive, fortunately you will not see this shocking document anywhere else. You probably won't see the reality of what KK looks like many other places also. 

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I am literally going to throw bits at the internet until one of them sticks; Introducing the newest weekly segment, Rating Reviews.

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Could you? Griz, the instrument based Colorado DJ, is a big hit with the kids these days. The dude has been a noteworthy name since 2011 or 2012. 

I love chips.

I also happen to love lime.

I could eat chips any time just like I could suck on a nice juicy dick... lime... any day of the week. When I was a child, a flamboyant boy, and was introduced to Tostitos Lime Flavored chips, I applied for a job in the same super market that I found them in. 

The Blog Game has changed, the game used to be a fierce place for unwarranted attacks. Extreme calls for social stability and how can we forget the overarching arm of subjective morality. Now as a man, a man who may or may not shit himself from time to time, I come to you my un-loyal subjects not only to tell you that I have made skid marks in my pants. But that I may be a changed man.