The Premiere

a blog by hairy gin

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Today, I am pleased, somewhat, to announce my partnership with FTB Productions. Together we are developing season one of the newest For The Boys exclusive web-series.

Fortunately, the only reason I am writing a blog is to introduce myself. Also, I was tasked with informing everyone that the episode one premiere, will be delayed due to some technical issues. The Premiere will air later today.

As the star of this show. I take absolutely no part of the blame. I am not involved in the post production process, whatsoever. I don't even know why they are making me blog right now, it's not what I get paid for. 

Speaking of things I don't know, why I let my agent talk me into this agreement, would be another one. I do need money, but I don't need this.

If you've noticed, those dumbasses spelled my name wrong. What person with a name like mine spells it that way. Don't worry, they don't read my blog. We're safe, but between you and me, fuck these guys. I'm getting paid the equivalent in value of seventy five pounds of dog shit and I am the star of a show that has no concept or basis in reality. 

I might be totally fucked people, but at least at this point I am not the only one who's gonna go down.