In Defense of what we Hold Dear

Here stands our wall, tall and erect. Earlier today Red posted a blog about Harper and wearing beanies. He was very unflattering towards the beanie wearing community. Today is a day that will live in infamy. Beanie wearers, come out from your parents basements and your above convenience store apartments. Come stand with me. 

Wearing a beanie is not just meant for the cold. People with long hair, helps keep it all out of your eyes. A beanie is essential for a dude with at least semi long hair. It is like a place mat. Everything stays in one place. 

It doesn't need to be freezing cold or the winter to wear a beanie. A beanie is three season weather, maybe two and a half season weather.  Once the weather gets to above 75 degrees, the Beanies are retired until the fall. 

But all thats like 4 months. Not even half the year. Red would love to get you to beleive that wearing a beanie outside the winter season is an oddball move. I dont think he knows the scope of the Beanie movement. I dont even think I do. All I know is I am #teambeanie, and I wont stand for unsanctioned blasts against my community.