a blog by Kifo Introducing the newest weekly segment, Hot Chics. The segment that people have begged for since day one. Sit back and enjoy. Here it is, the hottest chics on the internet, or at least my email. I would like to thank all the email submission but I do need to clear up one thing. Please, stop sending me photos of your daughters and nieces. I don't know why the fuck you have those photos, or why you would want me to have them. Also, this domain is not a safe-haven for alleged pedophiles to freely communicate with each other. I never want to lose page views but anyone here for that purpose has got to go. Secondarily, I would also like to ask you to stop sending in submissions for Hot Chics. While we do build this segment upon the chics who email us, we are currently at capacity. We will alert y'all once the submission lines open back up again but if you were to try and submit now or at any time past this, we will not be able to see it. All submissions sent in past this date will be deleted. Another note, which is sort of an expansion upon the first, is we will not and do not accept third party submissions. We will and do only accept personal submissions. For reasons beyond needing explanation, this is a permanent policy. To commemorate the opening week of Hot Chics, I present you with a two for one deal. Two Hot as fuck Chics for the price of one blog. RobinOne hot mommy. Robin was by and large the hottest chic we saw for weeks when we first began going through all the submissions. She has it all. Chic, Charisma, Character, Chocolate, Chloroform. So Brave yet Brazen. Something we like to call Brazery. Safe to say this chicken is a hard ten. Quality beak, beautiful color on the wings and just the right amount of fruzz. Among grazing, her hobbies include make up, dancing, and shopping. Robins favorite food is flightless invertebrates, and when she graduates school with her economics degree, she wants to start her own economy blog and possibly one day star on the hit television show 'Mad Money'. Robin was shit out of her mother on a stormy night in Finksville, Pennsylvania. The rain raged, it crashed against the tin ceiling of her mothers coup, while her mother plopped out her and her siblings one by one. She was the first of the liter to hatch. Cracking up the thin, protective layer to expose the beautiful spring afternoon of September 3rd, 1998 (just in case you were wondering). VictoriaStrong and ruthless, like her name, Victoria is a certified Hot Chic. She was another one that struck us early and we just could not keep her out of our minds.
Her unique coat will steal your attention at the same time as your heart. She is independent, at the same time a love seeker. Victoria has a small beak but boy does she make use of it. What she lacks in beak, she makes up for in talons. Long, and voluptuous those are three finger-like things you can't keep your eyes off. Do I even need to mention the fruzz? As you will notice with most of our Hot Chics, their fruzz is impeccable. Victoria is a bit of a mystery chic. She has no real idea where she was shit out or hatched. She barely remembers her mother. A large elegant chic, who valued a glass of Chardonnay more than a moment with her children. She was a cold, harsh women and before Victoria knew it, her mother was gone and she was left to pick up the pieces. Due to being abandoned, all of her siblings died. Yet, she survived. Victoria has been traveling west ever since. Carrying only her desires for a good time and dream of being a movie star. Comments are closed.
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