Couples Stolen car won't Start, promptly asks Undercover Cop for Help

Albuquerque KRQE:

A couple of suspected thieves trying to get away in a stolen car needed some help, but they asked the wrong person: an undercover detective with the Albuquerque Police Department.

APD said undercover detectives discovered a stolen car at about 7:30 a.m. on Wednesday parked outside Immaculate Conception Church in downtown Albuquerque.

Detectives decided to hold off on an arrest because St. Mary’s Catholic School was just around the corner.

However, plans changed when the suspects made a surprising move.

“This is the first time I’ve heard of this happening,” said Officer Tanner Tixier.

Awful, getting your hand caught in the cookie jar. I have a couple questions for these thieves.

Pretty basic, but how do you not know what a cop car looks like on the inside? I get it that the cop they talked too was undercover, but its not like these undercover cars are super stealthy. If you look close enough or just pay attention you can tell that it is a cop car. The inside of the car is so obvious, it has no passenger seat and it is covered in gadgets and a radio. Jesus Christ people, how dumb can you be.

Second and final question is why did you steal yo mommas car? I am sure your mother is a kind lady and if you had asked her nicely she would have lent the car too you instead of you getting arrested and looking like a huge dumbass to the whole community of Albuquerque. Now that you were all over the news getting arrested don't think Mommas gonna give you shit. Momma don't wanna even see your face anymore, the whole block gone be talking bout this shit for years. You best not be here when it is spoken. 

Mommas love is huge and unconditional. But you get arrested on television in front of the family church, lord have mercy, because next time momma see ya, she gone whop yo ass.