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Honestly a lot better d then I thought he was capable of.
A blog by Big Red
With only four teams left in what has been the craziest march madness to date, lets take a moment to look back at some of the highlights. Yahoo News:
This lonesome stray has been snapped finding comfort in the arms of a stuffed animal on the streets of Houston, Texas. The black dog was seen curled around his cuddly friend on a public sidewalk, looking forlorn and tired. Spotted some months ago by charity worker Yvette Holzbach from the Forgotten Dogs Of The Fifth Ward Project, the pup was traced back to a previous owner who had struggled to keep him under control before he ran off. Fox News:
FULTON, N.Y. — A nurse who was convicted of taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis with her iPhone last year has surrendered her nursing license, according to the New York State Education Department. WRGB reports that Kristen Johnson pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disseminating of unlawful surveillance photo. Johnson was forced to give up her license as part of the plea deal. I came late to the party, I just recently watched last weeks episode of the OJ simpson trial. I have a couple takeaways from that episode.
Today I unveiled the The Tribunes official twitter page. @TheTribunist give us a follow if you have not already. This is the first of a few big announcements coming in the next couple of weeks for The Tribune. So stay strapped to your seats.
Youtube today decided to take down a video I posted as a blog the other day. In the video, Katt Williams thought he was playing in a mens soccer league but actually ended up being at a middle school soccer field, playing with people in the 7th grade. I guess your a man when your in 7th grade, Ive had boners in the 7th grade probably even before that. I totally jacked off before the 7th grade, I think. Its been a long and wild road, since my first load.
I digress. So Katt Williams is on a soccer field with a bunch of 7th graders. Does not seem that bad at first but this little man must've thought he was at UCLA. The kids were all taller then him, so it must be hard to tell the difference between a 7th grader and fully developed adult for him. So what, sue him. Actually dont sue him, because after playing like he was trying out for the US womens national team he starts getting hyphy. He sulks like a fucking cartoon over to a brick wall, where of course everyone follows him to. At this point I put together that while Katt Williams was Lebroning the shit out of that dirt field some major trash talk was going down. Because the whole time he slumps over to the brick wall he is saying shit. Once he sits down he starts to get real wild, as one 7th grader sets out from the crowd, probably the one trading scat mouth with Katt out on the pitch. I dont remember what anyone said, all I remember is Katt Williams standing up chest out and throws all 100 lbs of his frame into the 7th grader. Oh shit Katt Williams clapped a 7th grader!?!? No. Katt Williams best punch didnt make a 7th grader flinch, as the 7th grader almost immediately puts Katt Williams on the dirt in a headlock. He gets his face sat on for a pretty long time. I'm with Katt here. 7th graders are growing by the day, its called adolescents, ever heard of it? Its not easy for Katt to distinguish age or height. This dude sweats, I never thought such a small person could generate so much liquid by standing and talking for an hour. He no doubt had sweat impaired vision. But hey, dont hate on Katt because hes different than all of us. We love Bruce Jenner here at the Tribune. Just let him get the extra close parking spaces, give him the best tables with the most space, and let people clap for him when he gets the lucky charms off the second shelf. Just dont talk shit to him, or play him in soccer, or talk to him, ever. The real story here is how youtube took down the video. Why is this happening? They sited that the video posted violated the conditions of youtube due to violence and some other bullshit thing. Who the fuck do you think you are youtube? The moral authority of internet videos? The hero the internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Fuck you, youtube. There was a time not too long ago, in a not so far away place when you could watch movies for free, executions, and borderline porn. Andi havent heard back from them in regards to why I cant watch my porn and free movies on their site anymore. The internet is turning into Johnny Deep. I dont want my nose bitten off but i would like my porn and my entertainment in the same place please. It did and it would save me 2 hours everyday. And thats two hours of blogging that you could have, two hours of schoolwork my teachers could have, it could be the best 3 minutes that any girl could have. Ted Cruz made vicious and denying allegations recently in regards to the National Enquirer story published in which details Ted Cruzs litany of extramarital affairs.
Another week of work, another week of Serious? Can you guess where were headed this week?
Florida. If you did not get that one, you should take a seat on the pine for the rest of the day. Chances are your not on your sharpest game today because like 90% of my stories come from Florida. What Can I say its a fucked place. Reuters:
The body of a lawyer of two Russian servicemen on trial in Ukraine has been discovered on the grounds of a former farming collective, prosecutor Anatoly Matios said on Friday, saying two men were in custody in connection with the lawyer's death. Yuriy Grabovsky was part of the legal team representing the two Russians arrested last May on terrorism charges related to the separatist conflict in eastern Ukraine. Their case has garnered extra attention because of Ukraine's wish to exchange the servicemen for Ukrainians detained in Russia, including pilot Nadezhda Savcheko. Grabovsky went missing in early March and on Thursday evening police launched a search for his body based on information from one of two men detained over his disappearance, Matios said in a briefing. Matios said Grabovsky's body had been found at 0400 local time (0200 GMT) during a police excavation of land on a former farming collective. "Provisionally, I can say that ... (he) was killed in a violent way and finished off with a firearm," Matios said, adding that the lawyer had been robbed and also had an explosive device attached to his leg. |
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